My name is Xiomara and my blog is about as random as I am. I love food--mainly pizza, chilling with my friends, and reading. If you wanna get to know me, write me a message. if you like my blog, follow me. I always follow back. Remember you are beautiful/ handsome...which ever one you humans like to be referred to.

Remember December
queenofthehomosexuals
adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

All parents damage their children. It cannot be helped. Youth, like pristine glass, absorbs the prints of its handlers. Some parents smudge, others crack, a few shatter childhoods completely into jagged little pieces, beyond repair.

Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet in Heaven (via kushandwizdom)

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background