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Remember December
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domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

im-just-bad-at-metaphors:

magicalkingdomofdisney:

itsthefangirlwholived:

brookeeverdeen:

when you get your period at school

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Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

Make one wrong move and then the blood will show

Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore

(Source: brookeeverdeen)

thickneyspears:

When your parents call you by your full name

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does

(Source: allo-nsy)

livelaughloveatrandom:

mzbigabootie:




When English teachers throw shade back…

limhyunsick:

all straight boys are literally the same it’s like that one episode of the fairly oddparents where everyone is a gray blob and every time a straight boy tries to tell me off for generalizing them all i hear is ‘but i’m the grayest and the blobiest’ 

parallelpie:

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how I should draw them height-wiseimage how I end up drawing them height-wise

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself